Listorama: Facebook status updates vol 39

What's on your mind, BetaRish?

My eclipse is complete

is washing his face in your sink

The trouble with me is just water under the bridge

is the fight you came for

Mouth, bad taste etc

is dissolved like a parliament

Look up. What do you see?

is a fool with a feel for foolish behaviour

Where’s my Maundy purse then?

Hello desk
 

Wiggle the niggles away with a giggle
 

I am mostly snot, Lemsip, coughs and jetlag
 

kay, whatabout amirite?  

*mic drop* *crane bounce*
 

is an armful
 

is touch about some previous comments he made eight years ago
 

has found treachery in his perfidy
 

Mither, muckle, mizzle do
 

is a delinquent descendent of late 80s Belgian dance music’s hybrid aesthetic
 

Where’s me red flag?
 

goes to quiet places to make his brain loud
 

is a template for data analysis
 

Vote early, vote often &c
 

has not been shuffled
 

is in debate with delectable
 

is looking up
 

until the end
 

*thinks* *feels* *stop thinking*
 

wotcha gonna promise me this time?
 

is a dream of a setting sun
 

is trying to carpe his diems
 

is all and nothing
 

Here we are, here we are in my Paisley Underground crib
 

You can only step into the river of data with a spreadsheet
 

is a blazer
 

is a vellum parchment
 

For a short week, this has been a long week
 

remains stunned that June could ever be considered flaming
 

is all the way back to then beginning again
 

is on time for being late
 

is dancing to Marquee Moon
 

is hyperlexic
 

is filling in boxes
 

asked, and is still waiting to get
 

lacks the necessary temporal conditions
 

is waiting for the great leap forward
 

is spearheading your public radio station’s membership drive
 

has forgotten what the question is but knows the answer is Yes