Being Beta

Exercises in the higher banter with One of 26. Elsewhere called 'poet of adland'. By a whipple-squeezer. Find out why being beta is the new alpha: betarish at googlemail dot com

Friday, September 28, 2018

Listorama: Facebook status updates vol 51

BetaRish is...

is behind the beat

Where have all the bounders and cads gone?


Sitting in the way of control


Dream pop Thursday


Juggle push drop Juggle push drop


Oh look!


I have joined the lanyard classes


It’s coming home (but there’s a massive tailback on the North Circular)


Cat howling, fan blowing, sleep failing


But who will think of the office workers today?


Time and willpower to execute ideas > ideas


I am mostly cherries


Look for the silver lining


Oh, the air con doesn’t come on until we arrive. Right


Who remembers when it was cold, when you could sleep?


Please please tell me now


Your instinct can’t be wrong


Life and how to live it


No, Time, stop tapping me on the shoulder, it’s not like its August or anything


...but what if time skips rather than hops?


Been reminded that I hate everything to do with decorating


I keep throwing words into the well, in the hope they might echo back


Last night’s dream logic: being fired while in a country house hotel, then buying loads of Washington Redskins merch in a warehouse without a ladder but with the help of Austrian ski students, then writing a book on how supporting the Redskins brought me closer to god


Nurdle > nudge


noise noise noise signal noise noise


Management of woo


Lazer guided profanities


Oh dear lord the idiocy has begun and it is not even 9.30am yet


Hello ghosts, good to see you again


Fidget fidget widget; dig it?


Roll on, roll on


*shakes fist at sky*


Seasons is as seasons does


No one will love you in a thousand years


Nudging, nurdling, juggling – is this what progress feels like?


I suppose the world has always been on fire


For all of you toiling in the information mines today…


Time turned older now


Have managed to squirt orange juice down my shirt, sweat at client idiocy and say – out loud! – “If dick moves keep happening to you, maybe you’re the dick.” this morning so far. How’s your day going?


‘Domino Dancing’ in my head on a loop


My ego’s feeling bruised; sign up to [https://tinyletter.com/betarish] and make it better


What’s in the word hoard?


And then we came to a beginning


Omnichannel poetry


Hi my name is Rishi and I’ma  book addict (looks longingly at calendar for pay day)


Personally I’m in the market for a Corporal Strike


So someone called ‘Evil’ wants to connect with me on LinkedIn how’s your day going?


I’m having Strong and Important Feelings

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