tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-204961232024-03-19T08:47:30.633+00:00Being BetaExercises in the higher banter with One of 26. Elsewhere called 'poet of adland'. By a whipple-squeezer.
Find out why being beta is the new alpha: betarish at googlemail dot comBetaRishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07945211978572909563noreply@blogger.comBlogger1181125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20496123.post-59097135887271021522020-02-08T12:07:00.000+00:002020-02-08T12:11:57.240+00:00Listorama: Facebook status updates vol 55<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><i>BetaRish (is)...</i></span><br />
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lurch yikes lurch >> my stomach upon seeing my to-do list<br />
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Loops of duty<br />
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Soaked boots, wet socks<br />
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Time is a killer too<br />
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Can you be addicted to pastry? Asking for no one near this keyboard oh no<br />
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I’ve started reading a book called ‘Be More Pirate’, and my initial reaction is, why can’t it be ‘Be More Trash Panda’?<br />
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The promise of printers > The reality of printers as he reboots yet again<br />
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Pondering ‘The Tank Bowl’<br />
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If you find a thread, let me know, as I appear to have lost mine<br />
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Work dreams<br />
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Here we are again<br />
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I remember when it was dry<br />
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I woke up with a bounce in my step; pretty sure that was due to the fabulous news of Bernardine Evaristo winning the Booker Prize last night. An inspirational win – now let’s all be brilliant, do more, and crash more parties<br />
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Less than 12 hours between leaving the office and being back at the office is...<br />
Do you want to be right? Do you want to change minds? Do you want to win? << three interlocking questions I’m thinking about this morning<br />
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The silence is loud today<br />
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Keep going<br />
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Do you make the patterns regular, or leave them be?<br />
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It’s always a brimstone, and never an emptystone<br />
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jigger jigger jigger<br />
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Call Me By My Ballot<br />
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Every Brexit Story is a ghost story<br />
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November spawned a shower<br />
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Verboten is verboten<br />
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Do me a favour today please: keep going, keep fighting – if you don’t back yourself, no one else will<br />
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And then we came to another beginning<br />
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Niche leaders, sally forth narrowly<br />
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spinning / whirling / spinning / whirling<br />
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Sleep begats more sleep<br />
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Check yo’ facts (and the political party that claims to be rebutting ‘em)<br />
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It is what it isn’t<br />
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Even an unfinished poem tells a truth, once<br />
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Thanks for the birthday wishes – you’re all marvellous. Even you<br />
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6 more days<br />
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the wide wave to the far future<br />
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Vote early etc etc<br />
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Shake & Shake<br />
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Proposal: rewrite of Auden’s ‘The Orators’ as ‘The Wreckers’<br />
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back at the desk<br />
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No, no epiphanies yet<br />
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What did you last win, and when?<br />
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Usually drink, usually dance, usually bubble<br />
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Hello hello I see the elites are claiming the people with less power are the elites again<br />
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Breach, once more, etc<br />
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Indifference is a superpower<br />
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Pin your ears back and run towards your anger. Behind it is change<br />
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This might be the only time I surface this week so…<br />
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This is the real of my wildest dream<br />
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<span id="docs-internal-guid-71721eb6-7fff-f5f0-c28c-7a387a00180d"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Sunday night 'should-write-can't-write-can't-bear-to-listen-to-Washington-playing-Dallas' conundrums</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://del.icio.us/post" onclick="window.open('http://del.icio.us/post?v=4&noui&jump=close&url='+encodeURIComponent(location.href)+'&title='+encodeURIComponent(document.title), 'delicious','toolbar=no,width=700,height=400'); return false;"> Save This Page</a></div>BetaRishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07945211978572909563noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20496123.post-33978156153984436412019-05-18T20:43:00.000+01:002019-05-18T20:52:33.057+01:00Listorama: Facebook status updates vol 53<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /><br />BetaRish is...<br /><br />Too much work and not enough time…<br /><br />Have reached the level of tiredness where my eyes are struggling to focus<br /><br />Dull jewel, inactive fire<br /><br />*deep breath* Here we go again<br /><br />...just held my breath for three hours<br /><br />Switched on dark mode<br /><br />Defense wins championships<br /><br />You can tell what sort of place I’m in, as I started reading ‘Bluets’ again this morning<br /><br />Wit fades without use<br /><br />I wrote a poem! I wrote a poem!<br /><br />What, I can’t have another 12 hours in bed?<br /><br />Reboot, reboot<br /><br />To his coy facebookers<br /><br />*puffs cheeks out* One more heave<br /><br />Non-poetry bump<br /><br />My eyes! My eyes! etc<br /><br />Hug > Scold<br /><br />Why isn’t motivation linked to rising inflation?<br /><br />Strike a match<br /><br />I was the past once<br /><br />You know when you look at your to-do list and laugh? That<br /><br />Remind me not to talk about poetic technique on other platforms…<br /><br />Giving up Thin Wednesday<br /><br />something something [object] something<br /><br />The closer we get to 29th March the worse my headache gets<br /><br />on it goes<br /><br />‘The empty box’ doesn’t have as much of a ring as ‘the empty page’ does it?<br /><br />In the future we will all be awake deep into the night, reading books about why we can’t sleep<br /><br />The act we act is wearing thin<br /><br />Why won’t someone pay me to sit around and read?<br /><br />Oh pollen, up somebody else’s!<br /><br />Universal Basic Reparations<br /><br />All shook up<br /><br />Circumspect as a state of mind<br /><br />Scratch the itch of work<br /><br />Hey Rose, Hey Madder<br /><br />[another blank needing filling]<br /><br />Brexit now officially harder than taking a photo of a black hole<br /><br />What’s that coming over the hill? Is it a cold? Please don’t be a cold<br /><br />I see which side you’ll be on<br /><br />Busy day of literary high jinks<br /><br />Back at the desk for the first time in about 17 days<br /><br />Not sure I can handle any more epic comebacks this week<br /><br />The game remains the same<br /></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">My engine of progress appears to have stalled<br /><br />juggle vision<br /><br />If rumours mill, what do facts do?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://del.icio.us/post" onclick="window.open('http://del.icio.us/post?v=4&noui&jump=close&url='+encodeURIComponent(location.href)+'&title='+encodeURIComponent(document.title), 'delicious','toolbar=no,width=700,height=400'); return false;"> Save This Page</a></div>BetaRishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07945211978572909563noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20496123.post-58187660758872707192019-01-20T16:39:00.001+00:002019-01-20T16:40:01.422+00:00Listorama: Facebook status updates vol 52<span style="color: white; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><i>BetaRish is...</i></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">I’m scheduled to meet the Duchess of Gloucester later. Those of you who know my republican proclivities – please don’t laugh</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Spring appears to have made a return today</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">So much, and yet so little</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">I am King of the Procrasti Nation</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">One day you will wonder whether any of this made sense</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">If you want a different angle on t’current politics, I dreamt last night that T. May resigns this afternoon…</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">I learned yesterday that there are rules about washing your caps</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Christmas, merry, you know the drill</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">9 days in and I can already feel the vein throbbing</span></span></div>
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<div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://del.icio.us/post" onclick="window.open('http://del.icio.us/post?v=4&noui&jump=close&url='+encodeURIComponent(location.href)+'&title='+encodeURIComponent(document.title), 'delicious','toolbar=no,width=700,height=400'); return false;"> Save This Page</a></div>BetaRishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07945211978572909563noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20496123.post-52225295245362156232018-09-28T15:39:00.001+01:002018-09-28T15:39:38.888+01:00Listorama: Facebook status updates vol 51<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>BetaRish is...</i></span><br />
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<span id="docs-internal-guid-2490db48-7fff-a0f0-5b07-db7b42e2df49"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">is behind the beat</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Where have all the bounders and cads gone?</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Sitting in the way of control</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Dream pop Thursday</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Juggle push drop Juggle push drop</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Oh look!</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I have joined the lanyard classes</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">It’s coming home (but there’s a massive tailback on the North Circular)</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Cat howling, fan blowing, sleep failing</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">But who will think of the office workers today?</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Time and willpower to execute ideas > ideas</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I am mostly cherries</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Look for the silver lining</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Oh, the air con doesn’t come on until we arrive. Right</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Who remembers when it was cold, when you could sleep?</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Please please tell me now</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Your instinct can’t be wrong</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Life and how to live it</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">No, Time, stop tapping me on the shoulder, it’s not like its August or anything</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">...but what if time skips rather than hops?</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Been reminded that I hate everything to do with decorating</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I keep throwing words into the well, in the hope they might echo back</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Last night’s dream logic: being fired while in a country house hotel, then buying loads of Washington Redskins merch in a warehouse without a ladder but with the help of Austrian ski students, then writing a book on how supporting the Redskins brought me closer to god</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Nurdle > nudge</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">noise noise noise signal noise noise</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Management of woo</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Lazer guided profanities</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Oh dear lord the idiocy has begun and it is not even 9.30am yet</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Hello ghosts, good to see you again</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Fidget fidget widget; dig it?</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Roll on, roll on</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">*shakes fist at sky*</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Seasons is as seasons does</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">No one will love you in a thousand years</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Nudging, nurdling, juggling – is this what progress feels like?</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I suppose the world has always been on fire</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">For all of you toiling in the information mines today…</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Time turned older now</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Have managed to squirt orange juice down my shirt, sweat at client idiocy and say – out loud! – “If dick moves keep happening to you, maybe you’re the dick.” this morning so far. How’s your day going?</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">‘Domino Dancing’ in my head on a loop</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">My ego’s feeling bruised; sign up to [</span><a href="https://tinyletter.com/betarish" style="text-decoration-line: none;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; text-decoration-line: underline; text-decoration-skip-ink: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">https://tinyletter.com/betarish</span></a><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">] and make it better</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">What’s in the word hoard?</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">And then we came to a beginning</span></span></span><br />
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<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Hi my name is Rishi and I’ma book addict (looks longingly at calendar for pay day)</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Personally I’m in the market for a Corporal Strike</span></span></span><br />
<span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">So someone called ‘Evil’ wants to connect with me on LinkedIn how’s your day going?</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;">Remind me never to complain about not being busy. #whydoikeepsayingyes</span></div>
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<span style="color: white;">Friday will mostly be brought to you by grumbles about email tone and back pain</span></div>
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<span style="color: white;">Hello hello I see some industry had its work outing last night</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #999999; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Day 3 of no caffeine</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #999999; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Well at least my teeth are healthy</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #999999; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Thank you so much for all your kind birthday wishes. You’re all marvellous</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #999999; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">My desk is so cold I can’t type without getting frostbite</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #999999; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">I think next year I need a ‘Dastidar x [name]’ diffusion collaboration line</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #999999; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Sleepwalking into the future</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #999999; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Salute to all of us still working this week</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #999999; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">A happy phlebotomist to start the day</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #999999; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">One more heave</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #999999; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Start your Christmas Eve the right way. With the Waitrose delivery arriving at 6.08am</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #999999; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Hello office: how have you been?</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #999999; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Grift as a governing strategy</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #999999; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Teenage tunes, so hard to beat</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #999999; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">In a meritocracy, the best rebellion is to cultivate a lack of competitive spirit</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #999999; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">To the blank page again!</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #999999; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">In you wear a really wide collar, and turn it up, does it act as blinkers?</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #999999; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #999999; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Tell you what. What.</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #999999; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Judging by the niggly nature of my interactions this morning, it appears people are taking this ‘Blue Monday’ for real</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #999999; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">If we were meant to juggle, we’d have evolved more hands</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #999999; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">The Age of Meetings</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #999999; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Rackets in the economy ⇒ Rickety lives</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #999999; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">The time I have does not match up to other people’s perception of the time I have</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #999999; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #999999; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Nowt so old-fashioned as a modernist</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #999999; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">“The Fall: the sound of rock and roll falling backwards down the stairs.” – me, just now</span></span></div>
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<div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://del.icio.us/post" onclick="window.open('http://del.icio.us/post?v=4&noui&jump=close&url='+encodeURIComponent(location.href)+'&title='+encodeURIComponent(document.title), 'delicious','toolbar=no,width=700,height=400'); return false;"> Save This Page</a></div>BetaRishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07945211978572909563noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20496123.post-24984244879995135682017-10-28T10:12:00.000+01:002017-10-28T10:16:46.262+01:00Listorama: Facebook status updates vol 48<div dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.2; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">
<span style="color: white;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: white; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i>BetaRish is...</i></span></span><br />
<span style="color: white;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: white; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="color: white;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Genies and bottles don’t rub along well together</span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></span><br />
<span style="color: white;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I hear the wives singing</span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></span><br />
<span style="color: white;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Turntabalism, the only religion you need</span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></span><br />
<span style="color: white;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">App-enstance</span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></span><br />
<span style="color: white;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I should update you</span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></span><br />
<span style="color: white;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Juggle juggle not dropped yet</span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></span><br />
<span style="color: white;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Here we go again</span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></span><br />
<span style="color: white;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Yesterday: get caffeine dose wrong Today: pray for sleep</span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></span><br />
<span style="color: white;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Napoleon Pop!</span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></span><br />
<span style="color: white;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Three People On A Social Network</span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></span><br />
<span style="color: white;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Danger Here, and his close colleague, Man On</span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></span><br />
<span style="color: white;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: white; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">And the start comes around again</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: white; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">A learned colleague has described my new haircut as making me look like a ‘cheeky little woofer’. This is pleasing</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: white; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">My feed is filled by the joy of poets. Which is pretty joyous</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: white; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Second busiest day of the year for the poets…</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: white; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">It appears most of the last 14 years of my emotional life has been soundtracked by Four Tet</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: white; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Latency is as latency…</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: white; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">And then we dance</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: white; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">New just in: ‘diversity’ isn’t a trend</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: white; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">*Moar ideas!*</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: white; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Dig if you will the picture</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: white; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">is perfecting the stutter juggle</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;">Hell OS update
my old friend</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
The process is the process is the dear lord we’re doing this voting thing
again?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
Call it come back</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
Words – trickier blighters than you think</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
What if the universe is made of elastic?</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
Let it go, get it back</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
is strong and stable like an IKEA table</span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;">
Hurry up Mercury</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
is efficient in his inefficiency</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
Trickster holds the centre</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
is already ducking the flak</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
Quick, call The One Show! The body politic ails again</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
is a Lord of Light</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
Where did Spring go?</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
There were some ideas here, once</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
is the Google Doc of your dreams</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
Oh travel, thy sting is much</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
Register!</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
Not that it means much, but I am thinking of dancing as rebellion, hedonism as
a way of grief, and how we must nurse our candles. We may flicker but we shall
not go out. Because there will be joy again, one day. And we will dance
together</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
Is it summer? Can we call it?</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
Oh, you want something that isn’t on the brief by yesterday?</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
has been USB shanghai’d</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
Imagine if the meme was multiplication</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
Has everyone bunked off?</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
When pride is too wide to fit the room</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
And the realm unravels a little more</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
The need for Squalorship</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
Plot, plan, plot, plan</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
Heat </span><span style="font-family: Wingdings; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-char-type: symbol; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-symbol-font-family: Wingdings;"><span style="mso-char-type: symbol; mso-symbol-font-family: Wingdings;">à</span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;">
hair-triggers</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
Sometimes, the surface is all that matters</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
The itchy nervousness of not having work email on the phone</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
is in search of utopia again</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
The edgy nervousness of everyone else is putting me on edge</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
Sharp sharp! The week the week!</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
Bubbles are power</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
The ideas, the desire… now just waiting for the time to show up</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
The network is working in nets</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
it’s blue in London; not a French blue, but it’ll do</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
My kingdom for a hamburger</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
The storm doesn’t clear the sky</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
Zero sum art doesn’t add up</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
is minimal, viable</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
Heavy legs</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
Ti amo</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
is higgling and bargaining</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
Do you remember?</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;"><br />
Whither my lists?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I’m
here; just sleeping after my walk in to the office</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Franchise me</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
January spawns a monster</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
thinks he’s done pushing water uphill</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
The phrase has gone</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
is lacking a hat today</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
needs to wield the pen again</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
…nope, nothing to go here…</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
The process is the process</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
Ah the days when caffeine won’t remotely be enough</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
is genuinely genuine</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
The edge is sharp</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
Pen into battle again</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
is releasing balloons</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
Fevers are rubbish</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
Meeting and plotting with Nathalie Teitler is the best tonic when you’ve been
ill</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
Well, the walk to the office from the station was a bit tiring</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
Happy Day of Ventricle Martyrs!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
The sleep is strong with this one</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
The phrase will come</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
PROOFS EEEK!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
is failing to be elegant</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
Shall we begin?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt;">And then the ghosts
left</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt;">
is waiting for the contacts and the privilege</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt;">
is wondering whether he has the right envelope</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt;">
Squid goals: tentacles of fun</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt;">
WARNING: phrase bank empty</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt;">
Start > run > validation</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt;">
Why aren’t odd numbers uneven numbers?</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt;">
To battle to save an idea, again</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt;">
Frag / ments</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt;">
Circumstances have moved on</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt;">
is about to get thrown under the bus again</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt;">
I was reading ‘Wittgenstein’s Mistress’ on a silent staircase, and the world
started roaring in my ears</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt;">
If no one can find you, no one can miss you</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt;">
The weather withers whatever</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt;">
Back at the desk with a bump</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt;">
reboot, rewrite</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt;">
Acquis no more</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt;">
is on frequent seas only I can hear</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt;">
is prepping for one of those weeks</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt;">
has outrage to spare, if you have a topic to froth about</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt;">
would like it to be a grasshopper day</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt;">
is making no grand claims</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt;">
is waiting for the tiler (not a euphemism)</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt;">
needs to be himself</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt;">
You conference, I call</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: small;">C’mon,
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Let slip the kittens of poetry!</span></div>
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is debunked</span></div>
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And then time, it must have it’s tithe</span></div>
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This morning a flat white saved my life</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: small;"><br />
is querulous</span></div>
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has been walking in the rain just to get wet on purpose</span></div>
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And then the start came again</span></div>
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will be waiting with a trident and a pint of prawns</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: small;"><br />
Pop went my back; oh how my heart sank</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: small;"><br />
And time has slipped its leash again</span></div>
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Are we talking about the battle of Agincourt?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: small;"><br />
The nation demands I make a gesture at this time</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: small;"><br />
is a fabulous confabulist</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: small;"><br />
is all the Xs, all the Os</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: small;"><br />
is contemplatin’</span></div>
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And in your dreams did you see this?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: small;"><br />
The road to A50 just got more twisty</span></div>
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What’s huge if true? An elephant lie detector</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: small;"><br />
Combat the wombat</span></div>
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is liberal with liberality</span></div>
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Look look look Like like like</span></div>
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is rolling, rocking, almost falling over</span></div>
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is more sneeze than person</span></div>
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Caffeine beating sleep; in other news crash predicted around 2pm</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: small;"><br />
To the wedding!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: small;"><br />
is false space</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: small;"><br />
is winning at spatio-temporal sports</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: small;"><br />
and there will be dancing in the light</span></div>
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Thank you all for the birthday wishes – you’ve all been most kind</span></div>
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is transformative like a cape</span></div>
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Once again, the year reaches its end with its foot on the accelerator</span></div>
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I am the gold of the black sun</span></div>
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Into the valley of tissue meetings I go</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: small;"><br />
dot dash dot dash</span></div>
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My brain would like you to know it is functioning on all of the caffeine and
none of the sleep</span></div>
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is level 5 on the iPhone storage management game</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: small;"><br />
Oh what a Monday-ish Monday</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: small;"><br />
is seeking the end of the mountain</span></div>
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I appear to have lost the ability to comb my hair</span></div>
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One more deadline</span></div>
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Merry Christmas ya filthy animals</span></div>
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has cooked eggs royale and carbonara today, and now will be asleep if you need
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I have a cat on my lap, a glass of Nyetimber and a book of poetry. 2016 ends
well indeed. Happy New Year y’all</span></div>
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Someone left the office air con on ‘chill’ over the holidays</span></div>
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January – meh made real</span><span style="font-family: Arial;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://del.icio.us/post" onclick="window.open('http://del.icio.us/post?v=4&noui&jump=close&url='+encodeURIComponent(location.href)+'&title='+encodeURIComponent(document.title), 'delicious','toolbar=no,width=700,height=400'); return false;"> Save This Page</a></div>BetaRishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07945211978572909563noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20496123.post-52436148021195581542016-10-07T10:00:00.001+01:002016-10-07T10:00:41.824+01:00National Poetry Day 2016: BBC Local PoetsYesterday was the second busiest day of the year for poets (the first is, of course, Valentine's Day). I played my own small part, by being a wee cog in the wonderful Local Poets project that the BBC organised for the day. 40 poets matched to their respect BBC local radio station gave voice to an object that represented the area.<br />
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You can hear <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04b5gss" target="_blank">my tribute to London's Underground map,</a> and I was on BBC Radio London in the evening <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p048gjpt#play" target="_blank">talking about it</a> (from 2h 51m).<br />
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I also popped up on <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07xdbtq" target="_blank">BBC Asian Network</a> to read another poem (from 2h 46m).<br />
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And you can <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p049fjpm" target="_blank">hear all the other local poems here</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://del.icio.us/post" onclick="window.open('http://del.icio.us/post?v=4&noui&jump=close&url='+encodeURIComponent(location.href)+'&title='+encodeURIComponent(document.title), 'delicious','toolbar=no,width=700,height=400'); return false;"> Save This Page</a></div>BetaRishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07945211978572909563noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20496123.post-82139655323783185312016-10-04T17:36:00.000+01:002016-10-04T17:36:29.635+01:00Listorama: Facebook status updates vol 44<span style="font-family: inherit;"><i>BetaRish is...</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Day
4 of the Great National Unravelling, and that smell in the air is that of
singed fur as the Elite Reverse Ferret begins!</span></div>
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Oh cold lonely rock in the sea</span></div>
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On for plans</span></div>
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Today’s narrative features resignation as commonplace jeopardy</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">**deep
breaths**</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
**armour donned again**</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
Gossip is my fuel</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
The claims are demanding to be verified</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
The curse doesn’t count<br /><br />
</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: inherit;">needs to become adept at fighting in circles<br /><br />
</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: inherit;">knows which side he’s on in Carbonaragate<br /><br />
</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: inherit;">is bedraggled by boondoggles<br /><br />
</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: inherit;">is failing to get into gear<br /><br />
</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: inherit;">is in the belly of an octopus<br /><br />
</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: inherit;">wasn’t ready to shed a layer<br /><br />
</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: inherit;">I hate the signs of these times<br /><br />
</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Last night I dreamt I was playing in the Cup Final. For Crystal Palace. With
teammates Kirsty Wear and Keren Eldad<br /><br />
</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: inherit;">gotta dance<br /><br />
</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: inherit;">My phrases come in phases<br /><br />
</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: inherit;">is an expert in Foxball<br /><br />
</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: inherit;">is keeping on<br /><br />
</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: inherit;">It is a cliché, but no less true for it. In extremis, when you need it, the NHS
is amazing<br /><br />
</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Dilly-ding, dilly-dong is my new jam<br /><br />
</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: inherit;">is trying to ge back in harness<br /><br />
</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: inherit;">in glory is everything and nothing<br /><br />
</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">is throwing shade<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">is flamboyant in his inertia<br /><br />
</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">On it, off it, on it again<br /><br />
</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Click on, click off<br /><br />
</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: inherit;">is a product of print<br /><br />
</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Oh for the Holy Roman Empire<br /><br />
</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Power is as power does<br /><br />
</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">slack me bae<br /><br />
</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: inherit;">is on patrol<br /><br />
</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">All the cocktails, ow<br /><br />
</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: inherit;">on belief, and other inconveniences<br /><br />
</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Oh nice June weather I miss you<br /><br />
</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Yes, but does it work in theory?<br /><br />
</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: inherit;">is rigorously un-rigorous<br /><br />
</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: inherit;">The data flows are breaking<br /><br />
</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: inherit;">is doing the whole bare feet in the office thing<br /><br />
</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">is doing that thing he does<br /><br />
</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">is aesthetically yours<br /><br />
</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">is asking you<br /><br />
</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: inherit;">is marking the sand<br /><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: inherit;">This is George vs the dragon, innit?<br /><br />
</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">A great tribute to Jo Cox would be if we in the UK took in more refugees from
Syria<br /><br />
</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Vote Leave for this permanent winter to stay<br /><br />
</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: inherit;">is a monograph<br /><br />
</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">I used to be a fundamentalist, but now I’m not so sure<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Vote early, vote often, vote…<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">There’ll always be an England. An EU not so much</span><span style="font-family: Arial;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Right,
into battle again</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
I have all the jargon, but no words</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
Could be Austerlitz today, could be Trafalgar</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
This glimmer could be the Hundred Days</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
Cold hands, cold words</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
is looking at life through a bigger screen</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
Off we go again</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
needs to invent a new category<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">He’s back; we’re waiting to see what he does next<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Yes, I’m bored of me ranting too<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Here we go again<br /><br />
</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Don’t want to jinx it, but might have escaped<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">What is balance?<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">is deghosting<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">When a wink becomes a twitch<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">will win this week<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">is in the mitigation space<br /><br />
</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Pitch pitch, pitch pitch<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">is a modern form of hysteria<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">will predict the future tomorrow<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">has a care for your soul<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">would really like to live in a screwball comedy<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Plans are probably provisional. Plays palava with professionalism<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">is ‘Reality+’<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">is difference splitting<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">To take poetry seriously is to be ridiculous; but to treat poetry as ridiculous
is to not take yourself seriously<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Here we go, on we go, off we go, go go go<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">The leap is all<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">will cuddle dragons today<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">is how we chill in ‘93<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">The world is my book<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">is deconstructing deconstruction<br /><br />
</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">So, to run up the energy peak again<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">is swooning at balloonists<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">is dividing the final part in two<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Lit crit makes you hip to the trip before you zip, you dig?<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Make it, break it, fix it, go<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">I assume that the assumptions are the assumptions<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Pep-to Fussball gives the Old Lady heartburn<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">The future of money requires time as a sacrifice<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Pay with a Poet day<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">is abstracted<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">will shill for Giphy<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">is A/B testing his life<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Start again, again<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Glory > power<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Juggle is the struggle<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">*’vent about clients’ post*. And yes, I am breathing deeply</span><span style="font-family: Arial;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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knows there’s a tickle there</span></div>
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is waiting for controllable heat</span></div>
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is the meaning</span></div>
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is worth 1.21 jigawatts</span></div>
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might have over-solved his hunger problem this morning</span></div>
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is back at the digital coalface, undertaking his eternal task, attempting to fill
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So apparently, infinity still needs filling!</span></div>
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The dance is always on the edge of ending, and starting again</span></div>
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Take it up? Or bring it down?</span></div>
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How <b>you</b> doin’?</span></div>
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is all swing tags and racing rhythms</span></div>
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is both scandal and crisis</span></div>
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is eight lines and a turn</span></div>
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says “Delayed emails are prophetic”</span></div>
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is just no then yes</span></div>
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is the king of his destiny</span></div>
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is concepting around the concept of concepts</span></div>
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is an inuksuk</span></div>
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Build, build and build again</span></div>
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London is coloured grey today</span></div>
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is a self-facilitating node in the link verse</span></div>
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The floor awakens</span></div>
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Really, truly, most sincerely, wishes the year was over already</span></div>
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The rush continues</span></div>
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is hand-working his angst about capitalism, for that true socio-economic
artisanal flavour</span></div>
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is putting his faith in the motherlode</span></div>
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Happy Christmas vibes!</span></div>
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Lovely to plot and scheme for 2016 and beyond with Nathalie Teitler</span></div>
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Happy New Year from me. A growl from my back. Ow</span></div>
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The canal is quiet this morning; my desk is less so</span></div>
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Meetings are beating me down</span></div>
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Still incoming!</span></div>
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is still missing his fountain pen</span></div>
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The Starman ascends</span></div>
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The break is broken</span></div>
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And on we go</span></div>
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Shoot crazy</span></div>
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If anyone can advise of a career where one doesn’t come into contact with
megalomanical blowhards as clients, I’d be very grateful</span><span style="font-family: Arial;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">Emily Hasler’s status updates through this morning’s innings are my favourite Ashes
commentary of the summer so far<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">A = A, eh?<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">is an elegant choice of font<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">has an A-level in remembering<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">It might be time for a fine tune<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">is an impermanent fixture on the landscape<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">And then we begin as we end<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">…and time stretched out, knowing it wouldn’t fit in its uniform any more<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">Summer cold imminent<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">…and of course the sun comes out the day after a bank holiday…<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">Power is as power does<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">is not reigning anywhere<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">has a world-class talent for worrying<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">has it if you want it oh yeah check it out<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">is building a bunker<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">is as easy to dislodge as an Australian prime minister<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">is still not the whole hog<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">is professional ashes<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">Still has his Equinox cold<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">had a phrase, and now its gone<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">is going forward with his forward-looking plan to go to the Forward Prizes for
Poetry this evening<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">is a proponent of Uncreative Facebook<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">was a candidate for something<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">Oh what? Oh, that.</span><span style="font-family: Arial;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<a href="http://visualverse.org/submissions/stiff-upper-lifebelt/" target="_blank">A new poem at Visual Verse</a><br />
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<a href="http://losslit.com/feature/the-valley-of-the-infinite/" target="_blank">A new piece for issue 2 of LossLit</a><br />
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<a href="https://writersforcalaisrefugees.wordpress.com/2015/09/04/rishi-dastidar/" target="_blank">A new poem for the Writers for Calais Refugees project</a><br />
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<a href="http://nothingintherulebook.com/2015/09/05/creatives-in-profile-interview-with-rishi-dastidar/" target="_blank">An interview with Nothing In The Rule Book</a><br />
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<a href="http://nothingintherulebook.com/2015/09/05/all-the-laurels-in-the-world-and-you-give-me-these/" target="_blank">...and a new poem for them too</a>.<br />
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I should probably go for a period of purdah now.<br />
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Come and celebrate issue 83 of <a href="http://www.therialto.co.uk/pages/">The Rialto</a> making it into the world, and the graduation of me and Holly from the Rialto / Poetry School editorial development programme. Joining us to read some of their work will be: Jake Campbell, John Clegg, Katie Griffiths, Alyson Hallett, Emily Hasler, Hannah Lowe, Alex MacDonald and Rachel Piercey. Do hope you can be there too.<br />
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Wednesday 22 July, 7.30pm<br />
<a href="http://www.thekingandqueenpub.com/">The King & Queen</a>, 1 Foley Street, London, W1W 6DL<br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">My eclipse is complete</span></div>
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is washing his face in your sink</span></div>
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The trouble with me is just water under the bridge</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
is the fight you came for</span></div>
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Mouth, bad taste etc</span></div>
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is dissolved like a parliament</span></div>
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Look up. What do you see?</span></div>
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is a fool with a feel for foolish behaviour</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
Where’s my Maundy purse then?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
Hello desk<br /> </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Wiggle the niggles away with a giggle<br /> </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">I am mostly snot, Lemsip, coughs and jetlag<br /> </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">kay, whatabout amirite?</span>
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">*mic drop* *crane bounce*<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">is an armful<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">is touch about some previous comments he made eight years ago<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">has found treachery in his perfidy<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Mither, muckle, mizzle do<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">is a delinquent descendent of late 80s Belgian dance music’s hybrid aesthetic<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Where’s me red flag?<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">goes to quiet places to make his brain loud<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">is a template for data analysis<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Vote early, vote often &c<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">has not been shuffled<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">is in debate with delectable<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">is looking up<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">until the end<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">*thinks* *feels* *stop thinking*<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">wotcha gonna promise me this time?<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">is a dream of a setting sun<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">is trying to carpe his diems<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">is all and nothing<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Here we are, here we are in my Paisley Underground crib<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">You can only step into the river of data with a spreadsheet<br /> </span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">is a blazer<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">is a vellum parchment<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">For a short week, this has been a long week<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">remains stunned that June could ever be considered flaming<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">is all the way back to then beginning again<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">is on time for being late<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">is dancing to Marquee Moon<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">is hyperlexic<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">is filling in boxes<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">asked, and is still waiting to get<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">lacks the necessary temporal conditions<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">is waiting for the great leap forward<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">is spearheading your public radio station’s membership drive<br /> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">has forgotten what the question is but knows the answer is Yes</span></span></div>
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is inside the outside</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
has crinkled</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
can’t help it</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
is lazily humorous and lightly amiable</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
is of the persuasion</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
is all focaccia and trapezes</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
is a loose wire in an induction hob</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
Oh good grief why are you boring me in this way?</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
Pop the champagne</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
Why are the mercies always small?</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
is being overwhelmed by his ludic tendencies</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
is singing you to shipwreck</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
has been appointed by Flywheel, Shyster and Flywheel</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
Always Be Citrus</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
is drafting ‘Notes on yearning’</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
has been booted by the reboots</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
Man needs to be told</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
is dipping the cranes</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
Bring on the dancing sharks!</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
is mostly vitamin C</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
is snaffled</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
is subject to the Maxwellisation process</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
is on hold for jabs</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
is the actual condition</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
has failed to respect artistry again</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
Just surfaced from the sickbed</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
has a new view</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
is both sign and referent</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
is all plots and plans</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
smuggle</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
is not suffering from Statuettegate</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
Sweet talk like candy rots teeth</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
is mostly a product of his teenage soundtrack</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
The big wheel keeps on turning</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
misses C90s</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
And all this I’ve done for you</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
The present is past, as is the future</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
is using his personal account for communications</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
is available for merchandising opportunities</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
No space on the G drive</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
fears that the powers that be don’t like paper</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
gives you permission to copy this groove</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
I think the pollen is lying in wait for me</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
Too much flak</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
is the national bird</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
has been up here, for almost too long</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
…nope, nothing doing…</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
is a correspondent</span></span>
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Think you can do better, with your spondees and dactyls actually changing people's behaviour? Well, here's your chance.<br />
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Pick one of the those things that narks you about travelling on the Tube: people scoffing smelly food, talking too loudly on their phones, you know the drill. Then write a short rhyming poem about it, and why people jolly well shouldn't do it.<br />
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The winning poem will not only end up emblazoned on posters right across the network, but the winning poet's fizzog will also feature in the cartoon in said posters too.<br />
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Need inspiration? Here's one I just cranked out:<br />
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"On the escalator, don't stop on the left<br />
As those walking down will be bereft.<br />
You won't have to do anything grand:<br />
Just move to the right if you'd like to stand."<br />
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Of course you can do better. Jump to it! More details in the poster below, and full info at the <a href="http://travelbetterlondon.tumblr.com/?cid=fs245" target="_blank">#travelbetterlondon tumblr</a>.<br />
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mon 26 jan: <cite style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">salon d’hiver</cite> with rishi dastidar, kate ghyll, agnieszka studzinska, soul patel, angela kirby, jacqueline saphra, nick mackinnon & laura scott <cite style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">with</cite> henry fajemirokun</h4>
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A <cite style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Troubadour</cite> prelude to spring with a sparkling winter wordfest from:</div>
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<li style="margin: 0px; padding: 0.3em 0px 0px;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Rishi Dastidar</strong> is a member of <cite style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Malika’s Poetry Kitchen</cite> a <cite style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">The Complete Works</cite> Fellow was a runner-up in 2011 <cite style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Cardiff International Poetry Competition</cite>, & featured in 2014’s <cite style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Ten: The New Wave</cite> (Bloodaxe, 2014)</li>
<li style="margin: 0px; padding: 0.3em 0px 0px;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Kate Ghyll</strong> has worked for Poetry Society of America, published short stories, acted in filmmaker Sophie Fiennes’ <cite style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Front Row Orchestra</cite> & is starting an online cultural magazine <cite style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">The Reconnaissance</cite></li>
<li style="margin: 0px; padding: 0.3em 0px 0px;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Agnieszka Studzinska’s</strong> debut collection, <cite style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Snow Calling</cite>, was shortlisted for 2010’s <cite style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">London New Poetry Award</cite>: her second is What Things Are (Eyewear, 2014)</li>
<li style="margin: 0px; padding: 0.3em 0px 0px;">strategy consultant & <cite style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Capoeira</cite> (Brazilian dance/martial-arts) practitioner <strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Soul Patel</strong> is a <cite style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Faber Academy</cite> graduate & member of <cite style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Malika’s Poetry Kitchen</cite></li>
<li style="margin: 0px; padding: 0.3em 0px 0px;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Angela Kirby’s</strong> poems have been read on Radio 4 & <span class="caps" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">BBC</span> TV, & translated into Romanian — her 3rd Shoestring collection is A Scent of Winter (2013)</li>
<li style="margin: 0px; padding: 0.3em 0px 0px;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jacqueline Saphra’s</strong> <cite style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">The Kitchen of Lovely Contraptions</cite> (flipped eye, 2011) was an Aldeburgh First Collection nomination – <cite style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">If I Lay On My Back I Saw Nothing But Naked Women</cite> (Emma, 2014) is an illustrated book of prose-poems</li>
<li style="margin: 0px; padding: 0.3em 0px 0px;">history teacher <strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Nick MacKinnon</strong> lives in Winchester & Cambridge — his recent prizes include 2012 <cite style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Keats-Shelley</cite>, 2012<cite style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Hippocrates</cite> & 2013 <cite style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Forward Best Single Poem</cite></li>
<li style="margin: 0px; padding: 0.3em 0px 0px;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Laura Scott’s</strong> magazine publications include <cite style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Poetry Review</cite> & <cite style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Tate Etc.</cite> – her pamphlet <cite style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">What I Saw</cite> (Rialto, 2013) won the <cite style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Michael Marks Award</cite></li>
<li style="margin: 0px; padding: 0.3em 0px 0px;"><cite style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">plus</cite> singer/songwriter <strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Henry Fajemirokun</strong></li>
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