Being Beta

Exercises in the higher banter with One of 26. Elsewhere called 'poet of adland'. By a whipple-squeezer. Find out why being beta is the new alpha: betarish at googlemail dot com

Thursday, March 19, 2015

Listorama: Facebook status updates vol 38

BetaRish (is)...

is inside the outside

has crinkled


can’t help it


is lazily humorous and lightly amiable


is of the persuasion


is all focaccia and trapezes


is a loose wire in an induction hob


Oh good grief why are you boring me in this way?


Pop the champagne


Why are the mercies always small?


is being overwhelmed by his ludic tendencies


is singing you to shipwreck


has been appointed by Flywheel, Shyster and Flywheel


Always Be Citrus


is drafting ‘Notes on yearning’


has been booted by the reboots


Man needs to be told


is dipping the cranes


Bring on the dancing sharks!


is mostly vitamin C


is snaffled


is subject to the Maxwellisation process


is on hold for jabs


is the actual condition


has failed to respect artistry again


Just surfaced from the sickbed


has a new view


is both sign and referent


is all plots and plans


smuggle


is not suffering from Statuettegate


Sweet talk like candy rots teeth


is mostly a product of his teenage soundtrack


The big wheel keeps on turning


misses C90s


And all this I’ve done for you


The present is past, as is the future


is using his personal account for communications


is available for merchandising opportunities


No space on the G drive


fears that the powers that be don’t like paper


gives you permission to copy this groove


I think the pollen is lying in wait for me


Too much flak


is the national bird


has been up here, for almost too long


…nope, nothing doing…


is a correspondent

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