Listorama: Facebook status updates vol 28
is both over- and under-deployed
sees life in tetrameter
is thinking about lunch already
Post Bodeans sweats have kicked in already. Have I beaten James Bartram?
is still mostly BBQ
s tng vwls
gives missed calls
is descended from one of the first pilgrim families
is a rogue factional element
is a link that’s safe to open at work
was the week that was
is a kingdom to conquer
Waiting for a train to Paris, innit?
My tickertape parade has not arrived yet
Thank you for the birthday wishes. You’re all marvellous
is back, older and no wiser
is clinging on to nurse, for fear of worse
is making desire paths
Wisdom is knowing when to duck
Robot or rentier?
Three dozen day
is not above giving unsolicited advice
Shakespeare is looking out of the window, taking notes
is counting down
What do vampires do during the week?
Final day on Berners Street
Tired, emotional &c
Staying put for Christmas
Merry Christmas all you good, good people
Can you get oblong eyes from reading too much?
That Was The Year That Was, it is over, let it go
You are welcome to your first day
is a bit late with this
is waiting to log in
Uh oh, the insomnia’s back
Winter comes with a splutter
Needle has met hip. Now pain be gone
So how does this four day week thing work?
is attempting to get it together?
is pretending to be a creative director
supposes he should start
Neigh more horse jokes please