Listorama: Facebook status updates vol 27

BetaRish (is)...

needs a new notebook

is practically unachievable

is the Royal Rascal

is losing at three-dimensional chess

My glib mind is having a field day

is parsing

is a television imperialist

is braiding the wisps of corn into plaits

The right side is on the left side

The, um, thing, um, thingy wotsit, doodah, oh you know

Who are you people on my right-hand side?

Is everyone over at MySpace today

Feather it a touch

is all the challenge you need

If that, then this

demands a better month

has an attractive limp

Gathering, gathering, gathering

Mine eyes are deceiving me

is exploding invisibility

wobble

I had a plan. But it did not have me

is parsing James Salter for life tips

supposes there’s a point

is saving his legs!

is the most under-rated [blank] of his generation

‘s sunny disposition is as elusive as the Loch Ness Monster, according to James Bartram

Crouch, pause, touch, engage!

has an interrupted conversational style

has that look about him

would like a Vote of Thanks

The magic is that there is magic at all

is failing to find the right word

isn’t sure where he is on the curve of elation

Who will be the face of this republic?

wasn’t expecting a hurricane

is ascending and descending

Let’s push things backwards

So then, what what

is listening to what appears to be Desert Island Power Ballads

has not been evicted yet from a reality TV show

Vote early, vote often etc

hails the clear winner of yesterday’s election: Nate Silver

is aware of the need to write something here

Lunch is a poem

has finished chucking away ten years of his life