Listorama: Facebook status updates vol 15
has been working on a piece that speaks to something’s he’s not sure of
has just stopped himself thieving
Much to do, much to be done
dreamt last night that IDEO had built a giant fibreglass apple for him to live under
Blood and white emulsion and shallots, the traces of all of which are still on my fingers
So no first day of holiday lie in for me then
is endings The Nothings with something
is off to Paris
The weekend’s over. Time for more DIY
looking for harmony in the warm invention of tinted windows
All change! All stay the same!
Sometimes all the heart wants is a widescreen shimmer, an open road and some power pop on the stereo
hits, misses and maybes
Champion of breakfasts
Floor shop, fabric shop, work, Ikea. Spot the odd one out
Do I really have to go out in this?
Waiting for the gas man (not a euphemism)
The future of the past is the future
Last night I dreamt I had lunch with Charles Moore, ex editor of The Daily Telegraph. This is the end of days, isn’t it?
thanks you all for the very kind birthday wishes
I am stumbling to try and find a lyrical range
No more couch, please
wants a Big Easy
Forza something or other!
is touting the song ‘Gin Rummy Face’ to any interested wastrel poppettes, preferably with an interesting backstory and naked flames in their stage wear
Whither the male ugg boot?
is still floating in space
House is cold
I have a spare ticket to see The Horrors at HMV Forum, Kentish Town, tonight. Message me if you want to join me
Time. The only commodity you own others use for you without checking that it’s OK
has draughts in his bones
wants a unifrom (sic) of fur coats and radiators
Half a bottle of champagne before 10am? Oh, why not…
Feliz navidad! And other such tidings
is getting used to sleeping in until 9.45am
likes waking up to an England victory
Last day of the year
That back to school feeling
has a new fruit bag for the start of term
[due to the inclement weather conditions, this status update has been delayed]
is slightly concerned the snow might leave him marooned in the office later
Anyone else having the whole ‘cold / brain freezing’ experience?
Saving the planet, one to-do list at a time