Being Beta

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Saturday, June 23, 2007

Listorama week day 5: Buzzword bingo

The clear out last weekend also brought forth a postcard with a collection of meeting/business jargon. It is a horrid collection.

hardball
sense check
the full 9 yeards
touch base
value adding
heads up
synergies
top quartile
lessons learnt
schedule driven
take that off line
goal posts
bandwidth
proactive not reactive
core business
metrics
movers & shakers
no brainer
game plan
put this one to bed
ball park figures
disconnect
win win scenario
ticks in boxes
result driven
mindset
show stoppers
big picture
cascade down
strategic fit
schedule driven
action
mission statement
shareholder confidence
big ticket items
raincheck
ducks in a row
fast track
bench marking
any latin word

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Blogger Unknown said...

HA.. i have so many of these too.. 'putting out fires' 'thanks for reaching out' and 'staying on the same page' are all good (meaning bad) too

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