Listorama special: UK money and related slang

As sourced from the spring edition of BDO Stoy Hayward's 33 thoughts:

current words:
moola
wonga
moola wonga
smackers
loadsamoney
Wodge
spondulicks
lady (fiver)
Ayrton Senna (tenner)
commodore (£15)
Jude Law (£20)
pony (£25)
Hawaii (£50)
monkey (£500)
gorilla (£1,000)
Archer (£2,000)
Bernie (£1m)
bin Laden (500 Euros)
brass
lolly
readies
dough
bees and honey
whistle and toot (loot)
Ken Dodd (wad)

defunct words:
pelf
rhino
crinkle
the Maggie
oof
lettuce
a good screw
plastic fantastic