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Because we watched Ocean's Eleven last night, and my gosh, it's a fabulously deadpan deviation away from the screenplay:



SUPERIMPOSE: THREE TO SIX MONTHS LATER.

The great metal gate opens once more, revealing Danny
Ocean in its frame again, ready for release.

He looks forward -- no one's there to greet him, and the
view of New Jersey looks no brighter than it did before.
He takes his first step into free America...

... to discover Rusty leaning against the prison wall.
Beyond him sits his second-hand Mercedes from L.A.

RUSTY

I hope you were the groom.

DANNY

Ted Nugent called. He wants his shirt back.