Proposal for a new university

Developed with John Mc over dinner last Thursday:

Institution name: Da Hood University

Subjects: All traditionally offered, plus course options in Pimping and Dealing

Degree awards:

1st: Major Skillz
2:i: Props
2:ii: Shout out
3rd: Wack
Pass: Wiggedy wiggedy wack

Scholarships will henceforth be known as 'Blingships'; Exhibitioners will be known as 'Puffys'.

Favoured recreational activity will be: Pimp My Punt.