Being Beta

Exercises in the higher banter with One of 26. Elsewhere called 'poet of adland'. By a whipple-squeezer. Find out why being beta is the new alpha: betarish at googlemail dot com

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Proposal for a new university

Developed with John Mc over dinner last Thursday:

Institution name: Da Hood University

Subjects: All traditionally offered, plus course options in Pimping and Dealing

Degree awards:

1st: Major Skillz
2:i: Props
2:ii: Shout out
3rd: Wack
Pass: Wiggedy wiggedy wack

Scholarships will henceforth be known as 'Blingships'; Exhibitioners will be known as 'Puffys'.

Favoured recreational activity will be: Pimp My Punt.


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