Being Beta

Exercises in the higher banter with One of 26. Elsewhere called 'poet of adland'. By a whipple-squeezer. Find out why being beta is the new alpha: betarish at googlemail dot com

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

The weight of my world

hers:

pink top: 35g
oh-so-cool red gingham sun visor: 50g
red bra: 60g
little pink dress: 70g
pink flip flops: 150g
black sandals: 240g
black linen dress: 260g
fruit & nut: 305g
whole equation: 345g

aka putting off mending my linen trews (225g)


his:

grey hairs (at least three)
bloodshot eyes (two, right more so than left)
love handles (two, or one, depending on how you look at these things; about ten extra pounds at least)
worries (plenty, but reduced after a lovely weekend together)

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