Listorama: Facebook status updates vol 29

BetaRish (is)...

is falling off the wave of ideas

No panic buying at Tesco for the #snowpocalypse

now knows why it is called The Misery Line

is behind

would like to form a loose, non-binding customs union with you

is trying to get a reference to Robin Askwith into a press ad

is getting slower and later with this

Oh, it’s even later

Day starts with an edit

Did not suffer a power cut last night

ATOS, ATOS, my kingdom for an ATOS

Is this a cold I see before me?

is a mystic brew

My autocue is jumpy

The phrase isn’t working

is a conspiracy against the laity

is another nail in the bar

First two legs of the Capital Ring walked

is getting later and later with this

My god, I didn’t even remember until now

is perennial

Seriously, these might as well not happen

can’t be bothered to thank the academy

is democracy’s finest feature

Fret, forgot, regret

is proof of the greater fool theory

Right, to the West Country

The day after leg ache

will be forgetting himself next

is contracting for difference

is hourglassing

wishes it was spring

might warm up later

Ears still ringing

Does an Argentinan pope equal proof that Messi is God?

is a media priest

What you do in your head, you do in your head

has lists spiralling to infinity

is falling into gaps

has Gay Talese and Pushkin on his side

Whither the thaw?

of rabbits and sonnets

Cardigan blues

believes it’s time to groove on

Stroll on

is punctured

A prayer: ‘Dear [insert religious figure of your choice], I will start believing in [insert belief system of your choice] if you make it warm again for just even a few minutes before I die and go to [insert mythical place of significance of your choice]. Thank you.’

is disappearing