A 100 word play
I had a go at one, for the Royal Court's rather spiffing search for lots. Full opus below.
Elizabeth II picks up a phone and dials. We hear:
Automatic recording Welcome to We’re As Skint As You Are Financial Services. Please choose from the following options:
Press 1 for a shouting match about your statement.
Press 2 to have your card cut-up and poked into your eyes.
Press 3 to pawn eBay wins and useless relatives.
Press 4 to talk to someone in Tajikistan called Bazza.
For all other enquiries, please hold.
Brian Hello. Thanks for calling We’re As Skint As You Are. Can I take your special security password please?
Elizabeth Gin. The answer is always gin.