Being Beta

Exercises in the higher banter with One of 26. Elsewhere called 'poet of adland'. By a whipple-squeezer. Find out why being beta is the new alpha: betarish at googlemail dot com

Monday, March 31, 2008

Neologisms (2)

creating carbon (advb): euphemism for farting. Can be used disparagingly when describing doomed attempts to save the planet, eg 'I've just created carbon. I'd leave it a couple of minutes if I were you.'

(Yes, obviously it is nitrogen that is being produced in the main, but hey, don't let that spoil the gag...)



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