Grist. Mill. Discuss 3: Horses for courses

Not sure that a rant from me on the ultimate futility of bringing a prosecution like this, or a speculation on the state of mind of the particular individual concerned at the Crown Prosecution Service will add to the sum total of human happiness.

Instead, let us have fun with puns: what's the best line combining horses and homosexuality that we can come up with? There's got to be a 'Tipping the National Velvet' headline out there, surely? And how do we tell if a horse is that way inclined? A preference for jockeys with pink silks?