Being Beta

Exercises in the higher banter with One of 26. Elsewhere called 'poet of adland'. By a whipple-squeezer. Find out why being beta is the new alpha: betarish at googlemail dot com

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Listorama: Facebook status updates vol 33

What's on your mind, BetaRish?

Boxing Day hovering. Good for thinking

Am wearing my hoodie, innit?

Annual watching of ‘Conspiracy’ has begun


will be wrestling with words, mostly


Just written an 1,800 word sentence


New year with a crossbow bolt


My new year’s dreams were presented to me last night in The New Yorker’s typeface


has misplaced a story


The magic of the cup (of tea, third round)


Clapham, so much to answer for


School bag packed for tomorrow. New pen too


has started as he means to go on


January 7. First illness of the year


Flaws with the modern world: I’ve been asked by the HR system to request time off for being sick. 


Language in IT systems still not all it could be

Blink blink


has joined the Pilates classes


Knackered. Again


Status: virally infected


Porridge and ibuprofen are my weapons


is listening to all the songs beginning with ‘A'


is demanding an audience with the Pope


The Utah Sinners must have been really hacked off when the Utah Saints achieved chart success


is thinking and writing about whisky, and finding it hard to resist the urge to pour a dram now


is a local incident, with no national ramifications


will be dancing alone, you know it baby


Six word stories have drained me


is a long-time advocate of something or other


Two coffees = feeling human


is a Xerox of himself


is expensive, and worth it


is hoping to catch a break


London Gin Club. Status Juniper


is the Legion of Snooze


Can’t sleep. Falling apart. Send help


is a fool on a heath


is a maverick, box-office smash


is taking a bow


would like to dry the rain


is a gap in the 20th century


A change is gonna come


Operation Find Me A New Thing To Do begins!


is ill. Again


Hello cold, my old friend


is sniffling, shuffling, shambling


is rushing along, racing ahead


is checking out of the unhotel today


has been prescribed steak


is back at the desk

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