Poetry: Theseus' ship

Is this the first Sugababes-related triolet? I do hope so. Maybe there's a market for high-speed poetry, reacting to the day's headlines.

Theseus’ ship
(a triolet for Keisha)

The last first babe left today
on board Theseus’ ship.
She's sailing far, far away.
The last first babe left today.
A new sugagirl has joined the fray;
let’s hope she enjoys the trip.
The last first babe left today
on board Theseus’ ship.