Being Beta

Exercises in the higher banter with One of 26. Elsewhere called 'poet of adland'. By a whipple-squeezer. Find out why being beta is the new alpha: betarish at googlemail dot com

Thursday, March 19, 2015

Listorama: Facebook status updates vol 38

BetaRish (is)...

is inside the outside

has crinkled

can’t help it

is lazily humorous and lightly amiable

is of the persuasion

is all focaccia and trapezes

is a loose wire in an induction hob

Oh good grief why are you boring me in this way?

Pop the champagne

Why are the mercies always small?

is being overwhelmed by his ludic tendencies

is singing you to shipwreck

has been appointed by Flywheel, Shyster and Flywheel

Always Be Citrus

is drafting ‘Notes on yearning’

has been booted by the reboots

Man needs to be told

is dipping the cranes

Bring on the dancing sharks!

is mostly vitamin C

is snaffled

is subject to the Maxwellisation process

is on hold for jabs

is the actual condition

has failed to respect artistry again

Just surfaced from the sickbed

has a new view

is both sign and referent

is all plots and plans


is not suffering from Statuettegate

Sweet talk like candy rots teeth

is mostly a product of his teenage soundtrack

The big wheel keeps on turning

misses C90s

And all this I’ve done for you

The present is past, as is the future

is using his personal account for communications

is available for merchandising opportunities

No space on the G drive

fears that the powers that be don’t like paper

gives you permission to copy this groove

I think the pollen is lying in wait for me

Too much flak

is the national bird

has been up here, for almost too long

…nope, nothing doing…

is a correspondent



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