Being Beta

Exercises in the higher banter with One of 26. Elsewhere called 'poet of adland'. By a whipple-squeezer. Find out why being beta is the new alpha: betarish at googlemail dot com

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Listorama: Facebook status updates vol 12

BetaRish (is)...

glad it’s you

says Happy Darwin Day!

does not suffer from paraskevidekatriaphobia

feeling nostalgic for the second summer of love

oh dear oh dear oh dear

has gastroenteritis, dammit

still tired, but hopefully over the worst of it

was far too optimistic yesterday

now slightly concerned his right is hurting

back with a whimper

going to have a thin Fat Tuesday

welcomes the ashes

crotchet minim crotchet rest

going to the Convention on Modern Liberty in London tomorrow. Let me know if you’ll be there too

chasing the rush

won’t be walking to Sloane Square any time soon

not bad at pub quizzes. Officially

sick and tired of being sick and tired

would like two months off

ill. Still

still snuffly, but less snuffly than yesterday

thinking about music for films

not as much of a snot machine

thinking about walruses. Any tips anyone?

Looking at the new FB homepage, and thinking Twitter has them really spooked…

off to the Emirates later

amazed St Nick managed to miss so many attempts on target

Nope, still not liking this


I woke up this morning and realized I’ve been ill for more than a month. Bloody hell

I’ve succumbed, and admitting defeat

cracking on

Absence of breakfast, mostly

How fickle fate can be

Somewhat confused by watching Holly and John banter on facebook, rather than over my shoulder in the office

Honestly? I couldn’t possibly say

Bibble, burble and boo

Lots. Far too much to go into detail here

Oh you know, tings and stuff

Oh good grief, interweb mail, start!

Panic on the streets of London? That’d be an April Fool and a half

wonders how long it might take for everyone to have the same status message. Let’s find out. Go

Waiting for the (delivery) man

Which Canterbury Tale are you?

A ferocious amount of words, really

‘1901’ by Phoenix

Breakfast with Kirsty was scrummy. Good luck for later!

is digesting a very good breakfast

is an amateur. He can’t deal with two consecutive nights out any more

Where’s the sun?

is resurrected!

is following the packhorse

Hey ho! Let’s go!

Why is my sock doing this to my foot?

This could be overwhelming

Might breakfast have been too large, considering lunch will be a mite hefty too?

Mazzy Star, which is lovely, but not necessarily Monday morning shiny sky music

Karen O is Hope Sandoval with hipper dance. Discuss

What was I thinking when I said, ‘Hello’?

Today’s Sesame Street has been brought to you by the number ‘175 billion’, and the letter ‘O’

Ahoy hoy!

How far do sugary sentiments take you?

Rhymes for ‘Yeehaw!’ anyone?



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