Grist. Mill. Liberalism: The Stern Report

and in particular, Charlie Brooker's description of the mammoth tome, as seen on Have I Got News For You this weekend:

It's Armageddon as told by Microsoft Excel.

The paperclip as the fifth horseman of the apocalypse, anyone? "Hi! You appear to be sufferring from an irreversible change in the planetary ecosystem. Can I help you format a letter about it?"